Alex: ***... **... ****
Cop#1: ...place of birth....
Alex: uh, here, i guess.... East Meadow... hey, if she didn't have bail for me, would I have been able to pay with my credit card?
Cop#1: ...no, it's a cash bail only... occupation?...
Alex: I'm an actor.
Cop#2: (calls from the other room) HE'S UNEMPLOYED!
Alex: (laughs out loud) hahaha.. yeah, you're pretty much right.
I was about to ask him "so, which college lacrosse team were you not skilled enough to make the cut?", but i figured he's the one with the key to these cuffs- and a gun for that matter- so let's not piss him off.
Thank you very kindly State Park Police (of Jones Beach)... I wouldn't have expected anything more out of you. You made my night.
